" i bet "

 [ "I Bet" ]

1: What you say when you don't believe someone!

  * e.g.,  ... Oi Darkin, Shane reckons he smashed 18 birds last night!! I bet! 

 [ "I bet" ]

1: Two magical words that can turn any innocent sentence into a sexual innuendo. Also see: That's what she said

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "My throat hurts..." 

 [ "I bet" ]

1: To purposely show that you are not listening or paying attention.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Dude i got a new ipod case! 

 [ "I bet" ]

1: Used to indicate sarcasm

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: My legs hurt 

 [ "yeah, i bet" ]

1: what you say when someone tells you something that you know is a lie or an blatant exaggeration, but you just play along with it b/c it's not worth calling them up on it. it's best when said with a slight hint of a giggle and a tidbit of a crack of a smile.

  * e.g.,  ... guy 1: yo, dat dog came runnin' up on me, son! i was like, f**k dat, son! i grabbed him by the neck...you hear me? da neck, son! and was like, BAM! BAM! BAM!!! i slammed dat damn dawg to da ground, son! he was seein' stars, yo! 

 [ "I bet there's no definition for this" ]

1: There is, you might've first searched this without punctuation and were disappointed.

  * e.g.,  ... You: I bet there's no definition for this‐ You were wrong 

 [ "I bet there's no definition for this" ]

2: Congratulations, you're still an ignorant mere mortal. Stop trying to outsmart a dictionary.

 [ "i bet it's small" ]

1: A bunch of girls when they lose an argument or when they try to act quirky. Also when femenists get mad at guys for roasting them. Originally from tiktok and from kpop or minecraft youtuber stans. They talk about that our pp is small (which it might is)

  * e.g.,  ... Someone: *opinion* 

 [ "I Bet on losing dogs" ]

1: betting on losing dogs comes from a song called “I bet on losing dogs” by Mitsuki Laylock (Originally known as Mitski) which is about getting your hopes up in toxic cycles and failing over and over again watching yourself suffer because you’re not getting the validation and reassurance you need for survival

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Hey, I found out what I Bet on losing dogs is about ,*show a video of what it’s about * 

 [ "i bet on losing dogs" ]

1: pov: ur depressed and have mommy issues

  * e.g.,  ... friend: "hey have u heard of the song "i bet on losing dogs by mitski"? 

 [ "i bet my left nut on it!" ]

1: a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock

  * e.g.,  ... the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!